Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Here are some of my Irish-American family’s favorite quotes and jokes.

• What’s Irish and stays out all night?
  • Paddy O’Furniture
• Two Irish people walk out of a bar
  • How could that happen?
• Whats the difference between an Irish funeral and and Irish wedding?
  • One less drunk.
• Knock Knock
  Who’s there?
  Irish!
  Irish Who?
  Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
• How many Irish people does it take to change a lightbulb?
  • Seven. One to change the lightbulb and six to argue about politics and religion.
• May you always walk in sunshine.
  May you never want for more.
  May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door.

Don’t forget to wear your green today!