Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
|Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Here are some of my Irish-American family’s favorite quotes and jokes.|
- What’s Irish and stays out all night?
- Paddy O’Furniture
- Two Irish people walk out of a bar
- How could that happen?
- Whats the difference between an Irish funeral and and Irish wedding?
- One less drunk.
- Knock Knock
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
- How many Irish people does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Seven. One to change the lightbulb and six to argue about politics and religion.
- May you always walk in sunshine.
May you never want for more.
May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door.
Don’t forget to wear your green today!