Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Here are some of my Irish-American family’s favorite quotes and jokes.


  • What’s Irish and stays out all night?
    • Paddy O’Furniture
  • Two Irish people walk out of a bar
    • How could that happen?
  • Whats the difference between an Irish funeral and and Irish wedding?
    • One less drunk.
  • Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Irish Who?
    Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
  • How many Irish people does it take to change a lightbulb?
    • Seven. One to change the lightbulb and six to argue about politics and religion.
  • May you always walk in sunshine.
    May you never want for more.
    May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door.

Don’t forget to wear your green today!